September 2009
1 post
August 2009
7 posts
July 2009
13 posts
when insults had class
When Insults Had Class
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
–Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
–Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
–William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come...
June 2009
100 posts
dear south west trader,
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
they are shipping in some CON pyramids in AS WE SPEAK! goodness gracious me. AW08. not 09 people, 08! there is a god. i get a ring-a-ding-ding when they’ve got some.
pyramid shaped hole in heart shall be re-filled!
Untumblr.
yourmamma:
My tumblarity has hit an all time low: 0. Here is what I have been doing instead of chaining myself to Tumblr, reblogging desperately in an attempt to get the internet to like me more.
1. Holiday things
2. Reading my new frankie magazine
3. Eating nutella out of the jar
4. Going to the movies
5. Having breakfast, lunch and dinner out
6. Jazzercise
7. Cleaning the house...
